TO KA-BOOM OR NOT TO KA-BOOM? IS THAT THE QUESTION?
Happy Batman Day, chums!
Oh, yeah. Wasn't the world supposed to end today or something like that? Of course, I never believed it. It's Batman Day. Batman will never let the Earth be destroyed on Batman Day. I mean, come on, people. Let's be reasonable here.
And yes, that is sarcasm, for those who will no doubt try to correct me.
Ah, well. Good thing the world didn't come to an end. I have too much work to do.